Thursday, August 21, 2008

An open letter to Chuck Todd

Dear Chuck Todd,

You've been caught! Three identities. NBC political consultant, New Zealand consulate employee, and band manager? Do you think you are Batman? Well the cat is out of the bag.


Chuck Todd
Murray Hewitt
'nuff said!

Pick an identity and stick with it. You would do better for Flight of the Conchords to at least drop their name or play a track behind your reports on NBC or MSNBC. That is a very large audience. Maybe stretching yourself so thin is why you have been having marital problems. Fans of the band just want to help however we can.

Sincerely,

Mel (the fan)

1 comment:

Chris said...

Really Chuck Todd. Stop eyeing that leggy blonde too.